This packaging is such a waste @HEB. Please discontinue to reduce landfill waste. mypict.me/mENR7
I really want to go see @Bob_Schneider tonight, but I can't find a babysitter. So sad. Love me some Bob.
RT @MMFlint: Cavemen allowed to testify in front of Congress:bit.ly/AhDpRZ Had to check clubs at door. #metakewomanmakebaby
Luby's waiter earned a few extra bucks tonight...out of nowhere Brooke(5) quietly puked up her dinner neatly onto her plate.#parentingrocks
It may be my baby's 5th b-day, but it's also MY HALF birthday! Where are the presents?