Saturday, December 31, 2011

Tweet! Tweet! December 2011

I'm not sure if Twitter is going to keep all my tweets forever and ever. Because they are often little snippets about my very glamorous and exciting daily life (and aren't good enough stories to make a blog post) with my family, I will preserve them on this blog monthly.  


"I can't go to yoga. I'm not flexible". You know who's flexible? People who do yoga. 
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26 Dec
Wanna play "guess the number of times my sleeping kid has puked on her bed tonight" game? THREE! (washingmachineonovertime)
20 Dec
Out shopping with Maddie (7) and a stranger looks at us and says, "Is that YOUR daughter?" YES! Then, "Is that your natural hair color?" YES
20 Dec
That would be awesome! BoB has few Veg choices. RT:  hope we can make you a special ...
18 Dec
Via  (amen) -- 
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18 Dec
7 doz. Salted Caramel Thumbprint Cookies. Scratch! Betcha wish u were gonna be at tomorrow's cookie exchange.
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17 Dec
I'd like to formally propose that all PreK teachers immediately stop making holiday crafts that contain glitter. Or, come vacuum my floors.
16 Dec
I just told Maddie (omg she is 7 tomorrow!) the story of her birth, and she is understandably disgusted.
16 Dec
Celebrating Madison's 7th Birthday at a Japanese steak house. The girls loved the flaming volcano!
15 Dec
My husband is my biggest cheerleader. Smarts off the chart too. Loves.
14 Dec
You might fail if you try, if you don't try, you will fail for sure.
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13 Dec
Mamas matter! Courtney Martin: Reinventing feminism 
13 Dec
The adventure you are ready for is the one that you will get. -Joseph Campbell via 
10 Dec
At Fiesta Texas in the cold rain for  company holiday party. Rain drops on a fast roller coaster HURT!
8 Dec
Thankful  is my personal escort in The Woodlands. Would have needed to drop breadcrumbs if it wasn't for her!
6 Dec
"Early childhood education has been stated to be the most effective economic development tool available..." - Richard Alexander 
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5 Dec
Brooke (4) told me she "kissed a boy on the cheek today, but had to tackle him on the playground" to do so. This isn't a good sign.
4 Dec
Dear every hosting company ever, Your job is to completely separate the customer from ANYTHING technical. Make it "just work."
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4 Dec
True. One TX star is req'd! RT : When you buy a new house in Texas, you'll probably have a room with this.
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4 Dec
Decorating for Xmas is  least favorite thing to do. BAH HUMBUG! I love it!
3 Dec
Just took 11 1st grade girls to see The Muppets! No parents invited! and I are Kid Whisperers! !
1 Dec
Awesome! That's what I told Maddie, then she kept quiet. :)
1 Dec
Yep. I think the older girls at gymnastics told her. :(
1 Dec
1st grader now questioning.  It’s a fine line btwn enjoying that your kid still believes in Santa & wondering if he’s not too bright
1 Dec
     
...And fat, cholesterol, empty calories, and the blahs. Gross. RT $13 gets you 5 Big Macs and 5 Large Fries at McDonald's.
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