Sunday, December 30, 2007

Superior Parenting skills

The family enjoyed a nice leisurely Sunday. We spent some quality hours at Sea World, where we have a season pass, and then hung around the house in the afternoon. One of the best things about Sea World is that we can go for hours without a peep from Brooke. Literally, she doesn't make a sound, wet/dirty diaper or hungry. Sweet silence.

Zak and I know "when to fold 'em and when to walk away" at Sea World. If we push just one more thing, Maddie could melt down and we fear that Brooke will remind us that she is indeed with us. We always go in the morning stay just long enough to get them good and tired and ready for a long nap.


As I was looking at some pictures from today, I discovered that Zak and I are excellent parents as evidenced by:


An unsupervised baby, who is now very quick on her knees to find anything to use to pull herself to standing. "Zak, where's the baby? I dunno. Oh, there she is behind the couch..... What's she doing back there?"

"She's playing with the electrical socket. I think she's trying to get those plastic things out of it."

Here are two sock-less kids at Sea World. I don't know who they belong to, but you'd think their parents would put some shoes on that baby....it's 60 degrees outside! (I think it warmed up to 70 in the sun...)

I did remember to put little shoe/socks on Brooke, but she took them off and threw them overboard when we weren't looking. We even checked at lost and found after getting multiple dirty looks from other parents. She rode half the day with her dawgs propped up all gansta style like that. Yo.

And the parenting award of the year....goes to Zak who said, "Look, I can feed her like a baby goat!" as she gobbled up some milk standing up, while he simultaneously read the manual to the TV and watched football. Apparently, it would be just way too much multi-tasking to, I don't know, hold the child while she drank her milk.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Christmas 2007

On Christmas morning Maddie and Brooke awoke to discover that Santa paid them a visit last night, ate all the cookies but left some presents for them in return. This wasn't quite the reaction I was expecting after the excitement of Christmas Eve, but I think Maddie was a little overwhelmed with what she saw:




We spent Christmas day with my dad, PaPa, and Zak's mom, Grandma, playing with all the new presents. We fried up a turkey ('cause we're from Texas y'all!) and lounged around in our PJ's all day.


There were an obscene amount of presents to unwrap. I think it took nearly two hours to get everything opened because the Girls stopped to play with everything along the way.



Brooke decided that she was going to take her first assisted steps on Christmas morning by walking 20 feet across the foyer into the family room! Not bad for a first try, girlfriend! Mama's so proud:







We're grateful that Christmas at our house is not just a day or two, but usually three or four days due to the flow of family in and out of the house. It actually works out pretty well for us, giving more one-on-one time (and a bed) for each visitor. The Girls love it because they get to see so many people over the course of several days. When Maddie woke up on the 26th and I told her what was in store for the day, she excitedly said, "It's Christmas, AGAIN!"

Grandpa and Grandma Mary, Great Uncle Scott, Aunt Terra and Uncle Marcus came over the day after Christmas for more fun family time (and more presents!). I made a huge pan of lasagna, garlic bread, and salad since everyone had their fair share of the traditional holiday food.

Brooke does a fantastic impression of King Kong. She makes the perfect monster noises, bangs loudly, and drools all over everything (and everyone):


Uncle Marcus is always a popular visitor:


Zak's Grandma Lawanda is going to LOVE this picture of all her boys (and Brooke too!):





Merry Christmas, 2007!


Monday, December 24, 2007

'Twas the night before Christmas

Maddie was more than excited because Christmas was finally about to arrive. She left out some cookies for him, and a sippy cup full of milk. You didn't know Santa liked his milk out of a sippy?





After the Girls went to bed, Santa and his helper put out all the gifts. A little tip from Santa: spend some time before Christmas putting everything together, inserting batteries, and taking those damn wire holders that secure the toys in the ridiculous amounts of cardboard packaging out (what's up with those?)...trust him on this one!

By the way, in case you were wondering, Santa ate all those cookies and left a note and his hat behind:



Friday, December 21, 2007

3 years old

Dear Maddie,
You are a whopping three years old. Dude, I CANNOT believe it. Just two weeks ago we finally cut the wispy baby hair off to give you a cute (albeit thin) little blonde bob. You said you wanted "short hair like mommy" and that is what you got!



When you turned one, I wrote about your birth. When you turned two, I wrote about how much you changed and all the cool things you could say. Now that you're three, you say some very funny things.
Well, you know you have some serious verbal skills, but did you also know that sometimes you talk like a trucker? Not an R rated trucker, but a PG-13 kinda trucker. One of the parents of your classmates told me that you taught him about boobs by using a Barbie doll to explain your point. His name is Conner, and he's your boyfriend. When you see him you get all shy and smile-y. That explains why you would tell him all about boobs.

Yesterday you told your dad you were "going to kick him in the nuts!" Your dad was so shocked (but I'm not sure why because you learned it from him) that he burst into laughter and could not get it together. Since you made him laugh, you thought this was funny and you ran around the house saying to anyone who would listen and to all your baby dolls, "I"m gonna kick you in the nuts too!"

We've also noticed that you are stuttering quite a bit just in the last few weeks. It was enough to make me call the doctor, and they suggested you to see a speech therapist just to have it checked out. We know it is a normal part of your verbal development, and are still waiting to see how it goes. Your dad thinks that your brain works faster than your mouth, and you are just waiting for the rest of us to keep up with YOU.

We are about to switch pre-schools again for the second time this year because your current school announced it was closing. We are very sad, and we know you will be too. We found another place for you and your sister that we hope we will love as much as your current school. You were ready to move to "The Big Girl class" also known as the 3 year old room at your current school. We are just going to tell you that you will move to another "Big Girl School" since you're three now.

And, speaking of parent tricks, "because you're three now" works on lots of things. Stop sucking your thumb because you're three now. Stop whining because you're three now. Stop being sassy because you're twenty-five now. Be sweet to your sister because she's just a baby and you're three now. Go make me a Margarita because you're three now.


Your third birthday was a big deal because it was a real party where we invited other real kids your age. We went to the same place where you take your gymnastic class on Saturday with Coach Elaine.

You loved it! I knew it would either be great or terrible. You and your friends ran around and played some silly games. You flirted, kissed and hugged your boyfriend, Conner:



You were very sweet to all your friends and thanked them all for coming and for all the presents you got. You even were impressed with your homemade chocolate cake (it was soooo tasty!).

You are extraordinary observant and notice anything that may be different. If I have on a new pair of earrings or an outfit you've never seen, you notice it. If your teacher at school got a haircut, you tell her how much you like her new style. You often tell me how pretty I am, how much you love me, and your dad, and your sister all the time. In fact, when you wake up in the morning, you almost always ask where Brooke is so you can give her a good morning kiss and hug.

Happy Birthday, big girl. Boo-Ya, Peace Out, I love you.

loves,

Mom

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The anticipation of Christmas may be better than the day itself

Maddie is so excited about Christmas, and she doesn't even know what it is all about. When you ask her she says "Santa will bring me PRESENTS!" And, I swear to God that I did not teach her that. She will get some presents, mostly from her grandparents who spoil her rotten (as all G-Parents do).

This is the time to start some holiday family traditions, and I have a few in mind. We did buy an advent calendar this year with a little chocolate behind each door. Maddie promptly asks for "my chocolate" every night now. I tell her that the calendar is for counting down the days until Christmas, but she's more interested in her chocolate (and trying to convince me to give her another).

She loves loves loves outdoor Christmas lights. Yesterday, she told our neighbor to turn on his lights because he hadn't done so yet. She thinks the colored ones "look like candy" and squeals with delight when she sees some sort of Santa, deer, or snowman decoration.



This year we put our tree in the formal living room instead of the family room. We don't have that much room anymore (with all the plastic crap toys we have) in the family room, and I didn't want Brooke to be able to get to the tree for safety reasons. We rarely go into the formal living room, and I miss seeing the tree lit up every night (from my kitchen and couch) so I decided to decorate the mantel a little more this year so I could see some lights.



Our tree was up after Thanksgiving and we went a little light on the decorations. My dad and Susan came for Maddie's birthday party, and they spent quite a bit of time decorating the tree. Susan let Maddie put them wherever she wanted, and this is what happens when you allow a three year old to hang ornaments:



They all end up on the same branch! Susan would move them around when Maddie wasn't looking. Then, Maddie would go back and put them all together again. She still goes to the tree every night to move some around, and she brings her little stool with her so she can reach "way up high" even thought it's only about a 3 inch stool!

I want to take the Girls Christmas carolling (organized by our home owners association every year), maybe make a gingerbread house, and set out cookies and carrots for Santa and the reindeer on Christmas Eve. What other Holiday traditions do you and your family do every year? I need more ideas!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Robert Horry is better than Santa

While out an about a few weeks ago, we ran into Santa. A very tall Santa, towering well over six feet. I guess he was out doing his holiday shopping. Maddie was VERY excited to see him and started screaming for him, until he came over to see her. Then....the screaming stopped. She was all smiles, but wouldn't go any closer than three feet.



Today, while out and about, we ran into Robert Horry.

Who is ROBERT HORRY? Did you just say that? He's a San Antonio Spur player also known as "Big Shot Rob" due to his ability to come through for his team in tough situations. He's also played for the Los Angels Lakers and Houston Rockets. On those three teams, he has won SEVEN national championships. Let's just say, that if I were a player in the NBA, I'd want Horry on my team because he attracts those rings like a magnet.





When we saw Robert Horry (at a little cafe where we were eating lunch), we told Maddie to yell, "1994 Rockets! Yea!" just to see if he'd pay her any attention. She yelled it, but probably not loud enough for him to hear her. He was signing autographs at this little cafe for their grand opening, and Zak, being a life long Rockets fan, had him sign his 1994 Houston Rockets championship T-Shirt.




So, Maddie isn't too scared to sit on the lap of a 6'10'' stranger, but she won't go anywhere near Santa.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Taking the long way

Maddie's favorite song is "The Long Way Around" by the Dixie Chicks from their gazillion selling, multi Grammy winning album Taking the Long Way. It's a fantastic album, and my favorite song is the infamous "Not Ready To Make Nice" that was written about the way the Dixie Chicks were treated after saying they were not proud that George W. Bush was from Texas during a London concert. I am not a country fan, but nearly every song on this album is worth the $11 dollar CD.


Maddie requests to hear this song EVERY time we are in the car, which means that we hear it TWICE (coming and going) every trip we take. She knows most of the words, and makes up the words she doesn't know. One of the things that I like so much about the song (and the entire album) are the messages behind the lyrics. If you were to ask Maddie what the song was about she would say, "It's about being a strong and smart girl, and I am too." I wonder if this song will foreshadow who Maddie will become when she grows up. I always get a huge kick out of hearing her sing the song, and Zak decided to record her singing it while driving somewhere. The video is long, but worth it towards the end. She was obviously aware she was being taped, and her performance isn't quite as rambunctious as it usually is:



THE LONG WAY AROUND


Words & Music by Emily Robison, Martie Maguire, Natalie Maines, Dan Wilson



My friends from high school
Married their high school boyfriends
Moved into houses
In the same ZIP codes where their parents live


But I
I could never follow
No I
I could never follow


I hit the highway
In a pink RV with stars on the ceiling
Lived like a gypsy
Six strong hands on the steering wheel


I’ve been a long time gone now
Maybe someday, someday I’m gonna settle down
But I’ve always found my way somehow


By takin’ the long way
Takin’ the long way around
Takin’ the long way
Takin’ the long way around


I met the queen of whatever
Drank with the Irish and smoked with the hippies
Moved with the shakers
Wouldn’t kiss all the asses that they told me to


No I
I could never follow
No I
I could never follow


It’s been two long years now
Since the top of the world came crashing down
And I’m getting’ it back on the road now


But I’m takin’ the long way
Takin’ the long way around
I’m takin’ the long way
Takin’ the long way around
The long
The long way around


Well I fought with a stranger and I met myself
I opened my mouth and I heard myself
It can get pretty lonely when you show yourself
Guess I could have made it easier on myself


But I
I could never follow
No I
I could never follow


Well I never seem to do it like anybody else
Maybe someday, someday I’m gonna settle down
If you ever want to find me I can still be found


Takin’ the long way
Takin’ the long way around
Takin’ the long way
Takin’ the long way around…..


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Rachael Ray Show (more details)

Maddie, now known as The Superstar, instead of The Girl will be on the Rachael Ray Show on December 18. I have no idea how much of the video they will use, but I'm hoping for some free pots and pans out of the deal!

Set your TiVo!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

10 months old

Dear Brooke,
You are ten months old. For the first half of the month, you were pretty much suffering from one ailment or another. This last week you've been healthy (teething doesn't count), and so much more fun. When you feel better, you are more independent which means I don't have to hold you every waking moment. If you're sick, tired, remotely hungry you REFUSE anything other than being held. And by held, I mean your dad or I STANDING up and walking around. You do not permit us to sit and hold you, or look at the TV or computer while holding you.

When you have something on your mind, you are determined to make it happen. This could be a toy your sister is holding, or a Christmas ornament that is probably covered in lead paint. You have no patience for waiting or being told no. Here's a photo of you getting into the snacks in the pantry. We had to pull you out multiple times until I figured out that I could just shut the door. Then? You screamed.


On the Go. That's you. Crawling, pulling yourself to standing, cruising, are you main modes of transportation. I can find you by following the pools of drool that you leave behind. Kinda like a snail. You basically just try to follow us around. God forbid if we all leave you alone in one room. It results in screaming and rapid crawling after whomever you last saw.



The drool is no doubt due to the top right tooth coming in. It's been pushing through for the past month, and it is just about to break the gum to saddle up to the left front tooth that's been there for a few weeks.

Even though you have 3.8 teeth, you are not interested in using them. Most babies your age are readily eating solid foods, and I think you want to but you can't get over the fact that they are SOLID and requires some chewing (or gumming). Every time you get some solids in your mouth, you hold it, seemingly interested, for a few seconds, then promptly spit it out. Like, "God, what the heck is that doing in my mouth?" You are still on breast milk, some formula mixed with breast milk, baby foods (now including the meat kind), and puffs. You don't even want to eat Cheerios for goodness sake! Cheerios are a staple food for babies, but you must not care what the other cool kids are eating. You do find the core of an eaten apple very delicious:


You weighed 17 lbs at your doctor's visit this month, which is not been much of a gain, but still within the normal limits for your age. Every single 17 pounds of you seems to really dislikes bath time. We can't figure out why that is, but 90% of the time you scream until the second we take you out. Once we put you in, you're usually okay, but once the water starts to TOUCH you, it's over. We really hear the complaints when we dare to wash your hair and face.

I'm still very sad that you've never said my name. I do know that once you say it, you will never stop saying it. So, I guess I can wait a little longer because sometimes when your sister says it one trillion times a day, I want to poke my ears with a stick. "Dada" is still the word of choice, with an occasional "ba ba ba" in the mix when you're feeling a little crazy.

Speaking of your sister, you are really, really into her. Maddie can easily make you laugh by running around screaming or making silly faces at you. She still calls you Brookie, and now "Brookie-Cookie." Two other names that's she has been calling you is "Mama's" and "little Jesse." I have no idea what "little Jesse" means, but "Mama's," she tells me is because you're "mama's baby." It is most definitely a term of endearment, and is always uttered when she is trying to soothe you or is very happy to see you.

At the end of every work day I look forward to walking into your classroom to find you happily playing and then once you get a glimpse of me, you often do a double take. Then, you yell out with excitement, smile and clap your hands. I feel the same way, baby girl. The same way.

loves,
Mama

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Santa pictures 2007

Here is a picture of Santa:



and a photo of some kids that I don't know:


Here is the picture of Maddie and Brooke with Santa:








What? Really? You don't see that last photo? That's because there ISN'T one! I cut to the end of the line with Maddie to show her Santa. When she asked if she could sit on his lap (you know she wouldn't anyway) I told her that only babies do that. Ha!
"Mother of the Year" award...here I come!

The line to sit on the jolly fella's knee was over 45 minutes long. If you think I am crazy enough to wait that long with a toddler and a baby, you're outta your mind!