I got my oil changed today at one of those "quickie" places that ain't so quick. After waiting 45 minutes, and asking if everything was okay with my car, a guy finally came up to ask me what kind of oil I wanted .
"Um, the regular kind?"
I give him a blank stare...
"There is a 45739XYZ oil and a 8467ABC oil for high performance driving."
"How about olive oil? I hear it's good for your heart."
He gives me a blank stare...
"Actually, yeah, I need the high performance kind...I know you could tell by ever so sporty Avalon, my two car seats, diaper bag and my mom ponytail that I'm a high performance driving kinda girl."
Fill 'er up!